Privacy is dead#01
A
Have your search history projected on a billboard every morning
or
B
Have your group chat read aloud at family dinner
The World's Most Problematic Decisions
Group Chaos Therapy for friends, parties, road trips, dates, and people who enjoy making terrible choices.
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Would You Rather…
Swipe the cards. Pick a side. Lose a friend. There are no right answers — only problematic ones.
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How It Works
Four easy steps to ruin the vibe in the best way possible.
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Open the app
No setup, no rules to read. Just chaos on tap.
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Read a chaotic question
Something nobody should ever have to answer.
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Argue with your friends
Defend your terrible choice to the death.
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Question your life choices
And maybe your entire friend group.
Loaded With Problems
Every feature is a new way to lose. Use responsibly. Or don't.
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Thousands of Questions
A bottomless pit of bad decisions. You'll run out of friends before you run out of questions.
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Multiple Chaos Levels
Dial it from mildly funny to deeply concerning. You control the damage.
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Perfect for Parties or the Bar
The fastest way to start a debate at 1am with people you just met.
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Road Trip Friendly
Turn six hours in a car into a courtroom drama. No WiFi panic required.
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Family Mode
Keep it (barely) wholesome. Grandma-safe questions that still cause arguments.
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Absolutely Unhinged Mode
We are not legally responsible for what happens next. Proceed at your own risk.
Pick Your Chaos
Five levels of regret. How much damage can your friendship survive?
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Funny
😄Harmless giggles. Safe for grandma.
2
Questionable
😏Eyebrows are now raised.
3
Uncomfortable
😬Someone is sweating.
4
Dangerous
🥵Friendships are at stake.
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Problematic
💀No survivors. Pure chaos.
Loved & Feared
Don't take our word for it. Take theirs.
★★★★★
“My friend chose the wrong answer and now we aren't speaking.”
@chaos_gremlin
Worth it. No regrets.
★★★★★
“This app ended a family game night in record time.”
@aunt_brenda
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
★★★★★
“Our road trip became a courtroom.”
@backseat_lawyer
I rest my case.
* Reviews are dramatized placeholders. No friendships were officially terminated in the making of this page.
Ready For Group Therapy?
Except nobody gets better. Download Problematic today and start making decisions you'll regret immediately.
Side effects may include silence on the drive home